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Goad
1. To urge or drive something with painful force.
2. Verb
3. Synonym: Force, Synonym: Persuade, Antonym: Free
4. Mrs. Schellenberg has to goad her students to listen to her long, painful, loud, obnoxious, ear-killing, boring, pointless lectures. (Gotcha)

Capricious
1. When someone changes beliefs based on impulses/regularly.
2. Adjective
3. Synonym: Variable, Synonym: Change, Antonym: Consistent
4. Mrs. Schellenberg's outfits are very capricious, some days look bad, others they look... REALLY bad! (Thats Two!)

Obviate
1. To anticipate or prevent something from happening
2. Verb
3. Synonym: Avert, Synonym: Prevent, Antonym: Allow
4. Skipping 2nd Hour WFTRW obviates killer migraine headaches. (STEEERRRIKE THREE!)

Malady
1. A disease/disorder of the body
2. Noun
3. Synonym: Sickness, Synonym: Condition, Antonym: Healthy
4. Some teachers are fun, some teachers are crazy! Some teachers make up a spinal malady to miss school and are just plain lazy! (You Must Be Extremely Glad Theres Only One More Word)

Felicity
1. State of being happy or something causing happiness
2. Noun
3. Synonym: Joyful, Synonym: Glee, Antonym: Mrs. Schellenberg
4. Felicity is something you rarely see inside the classroom of the notorious student self-esteem abuser, Mrs. Schellenberg!